Rats changed to Attorneys for medical eperimentation

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The National Institutes of Health have announced that they will no longer be using rats for medical experimentation. In their place, they will use attorneys. They have given three reasons for this decision:

  1. There are now more attorneys than there are rats.
  2. The medical researchers don't become as emotionally attached to the attorneys as they did to the rats.
  3. No matter how hard you try, there are some things that even rats won't do.
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